Heya! You probably haven't heard of me. Actually, I'd be anywhere between mildly and moderately creeped out if you have... Ah, that aside, I'm LegalLordLolicon, an aspiring light novel author who can't draw, program or even write more than a single, dialogue-overloaded chapter after reasonlessly getting inspired by some random thing they saw but still wants to make a visual novel at some point.
I love the Japanse language and culture and the anime/manga/light novel media. Dumb fact: I decided to leanr Japanese for some reason I forgot one day, and started watching anime after that because I thought it'd be a good introduction to the sounds. However, for reasons I can only describe as 'unmatched idiocy', the first ten or twenty anime I watched were dubs. I watch subbed anime now, but I'm not going to act like some elite anime-watcher because of it. Also, I have no problem with dubbed anime or people who watch dubbed anime. I also know that anime is a very bad way to learn the Japanese language and you really shouldn't talk like an anime character.
I also love video games. Always have. Okay, not always, but ever since I was like four years or so. My parents weren't happy with me asking them what all these English words meant either... I have wanted to make video games for a short while at some point, but that passed pretty quickly because computers were like literal magic to me and I'm too dumb to learn all the coding behind it. I mean, I'm really bad with maths and calculating and stuff. And you need some understanding of that, right? It... It does have numbers, right? Just let me have this excuse, I'm not lazy I swear!
But the games I always enjoyed most were
visual novels Role Playing Games! The wonderful worlds filled with breathtaking forests, nice towns and prosperous cities, threatened by dragons, skeletons, orcs and all kinds of other monsters... Where you, the hero, fought with your might and blade to protect these beautiful lands and their inhabitants... I absolutely loved it. Some of them had really cool and unique stories, filled with countless amazing people... What's not to love about that? Huh? Hey, what do you mean "That doesn't sound like a visual novel"? I told you, I'm talking about Role Playing Games here!
Ah, but you are right. I do love visual novels. I kinda want to make one at some point. But I can't draw. Trust me, I'm trying to improve... No, really. I'm so bad at drawing, even after training for years. There is no hope for my artistic skill, so don't count on me ever making a visual novel.
But what about normal novels? Well, nobody has told me I'm especially bad at writing so far. I'm not buying the praise I get though. I'm no good author, I'll be honest about that. Sometimes I get an idea for a story, or I get inspired by something, and I can write one or two chapters... And then I have no idea how to continue. So, I've got more stories than I can count, and not a single one is finished. Maybe I'll post them somewhere, if anyone'd be interested.
And you now know more about me than you'd ever cared to. More than you ever wanted to. More than you will ever want. Well, do with that info what you will, my job is done here. I have a profile now.